#me

I love drag queens... they perform me better than I ever could myself. ↗

— Taylor Dane

#could #drag #ever #i #i love

I would sign on for projects that were meant to shoot in July, and then they would postponed and they would bleed into the following semester, and then I'd take a semester off, and then the movie would collapse. ↗

— Claire Danes

#collapse #following #i #into #july

Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing, where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester off for that, and two weeks prior to filming, the financing collapsed. ↗

— Claire Danes

#collapsed #filming #financing #flora #had

You know, let a few years go by until I hit my midlife crisis. Then that can be documented on film. ↗

— Claire Danes

#documented #few #film #go #hit

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #me #okay #opinion #psychiatrist

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#gave #had #i #last #last time

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#her #i #me #psychiatrist #seeing

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#everyone #hasn #hates #i #me

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#car #drive #me #sex #she

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#general #i #me #met #offered