#met

I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings. ↗

— Dana Carvey

#cliche #eccentric #ever #family #funniest

Real love is the love that sometimes arises after sensual pleasure: if it does, it is immortal; the other kind inevitably goes stale, for it lies in mere fantasy. ↗

— Giacomo Casanova

#arises #does #fantasy #goes #immortal

The man who has sufficient power over himself to wait until his nature has recovered its even balance is the truly wise man, but such beings are seldom met with. ↗

— Giacomo Casanova

#beings #even #himself #his #man

Everybody in my band is married, pretty much, and have lives at home, and I don't want them to be away from their families so long that they just start to feel psychotic. You have to go home and stand around in your bathrobe doing your dishes to feel like a normal person sometimes. ↗

— Neko Case

#away #band #dishes #doing #everybody

I enjoy writing, sometimes; I think that most writers will tell you about the agony of writing more than the joy of writing, but writing is what I was meant to do. ↗

— Leon Uris

#agony #enjoy #i #i think #joy

A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#come #here #i #i came #looking

Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#being #child #i #landing #long

I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, 'Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I'll get you a deal.' So I figured, 'OK, 10 days.' On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#always #boy #come #day #days

Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight. ↗

— Johnny Cash

#cash #causes #fight #i #i am

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#hit #hope #i #just #keep