#met

I didn't really know what I wanted to do, and then I got this call from a casting director in Los Angeles. She remembered me from something years before, and she called my mom wanting me to audition for this thing. ↗

— Scott Speedman

#audition #before #call #called #casting

Stroking a blob as it rolled along her face with one hand, and with the other gently grasping a lump on the back of her accident-prone head, I told my sweet sack of potatoes I knew just what she needed. A thermometer reading. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#consolation #funny #thermometer #funny

My God, Jack - with a look like that, you two should just get a room. And try not to pick the one with a dead body next to it this time. ↗

— Julie James

#julie-james #romance #something-about-you #humor

It’s ironic that as scientists that don’t believe in god, were the ones that are closest to god. ↗

— Hiromu Arakawa

#humor #humor

The whole point of a sacrifice is that you give up something you never really wanted in the first place. People are doing it around you all the time. They give up their careers, say - or their beliefs - or sex. ↗

— John Osborne

#beliefs #careers #doing #first #give

I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#clue #clues #humor #insight #insightful

Und das Atmen fällt mir ach so schwer. ↗

— Rammstein

#heavy-metal #death

Once a flower is picked it immediately begins to die. ↗

— Nenia Campbell

#dying #metaphor #death

America has designated football as the international sport, but the rest of the world continues to apply the metric system inconsistently. ↗