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The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.


P.G. Wodehouse


#economics #humor #money #humor

The look in his eyes turned a little wild. "That's the only reason I'm letting you go. If I had any choice--" "You do," she said "Wed can all sit here and let him die. Or you can let Eve go on her wild-ass rescue mission and get herself killed. Or you can let sweet, calm, reasonable Claire go do some talking." He shook his head. His long, elegant hands, which looked so at home wrapped around a guitar, closed into fists. "Guess that means there's no choice." "Not really," Claire agreed. "I was kind of lying about that choice thing.


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #funny-humor #michael-glass #funny

If you hear a "prominent" economist using the word 'equilibrium,' or 'normal distribution,' do not argue with him; just ignore him, or try to put a rat down his shirt.


Nassim Nicholas Taleb


#humor #randomness #humor

I have been to the speed of God, sir...and I discommend it.


John Ringo


#humor #micheal-o-neil #science-fiction #humor

All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might as well ask, what do you do for fun?” “I languish in sin,” I replied in the same tone. “I take my babies rare, and my virgins over easy.


Nenia Campbell


#dark #humor #michael #sarcasm #humor

Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness. I didn't say it, but I repeat it often enough.


Gerald Everett Jones


#humor #humor

If she’d been born at the right time they would have burned her over in Salem.


John Updike


#comic #humor #john-updike #humor

The true reader reads every work seriously in the sense that he reads it whole-heartedly, makes himself as receptive as he can. But for that very reason he cannot possibly read every work solemly or gravely. For he will read 'in the same spirit that the author writ.'... He will never commit the error of trying to munch whipped cream as if it were venison.


C.S. Lewis


#books #criticism #humor #interpretation #literature

I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now? Because I'll save you the trouble. There's two.


Nenia Campbell


#humor #michael #sarcasm #humor

She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen."... "We believed you. Because that's what friends do." pg267 October to Vlad


Heather Brewer


#friends #goth #humor #october #vampire






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