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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #misattributed #spoonerism #wordplay #humor

I’m not going to lecture you on the error of your ways. Not until you fetch me a podium and a microphone. I’ll also need a screen, a projector, and a laser pointer. 



Jarod Kintz


#errors #funny #humor #laser #lecture

It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion".


Jordan Sonnenblick


#euphemism #humor #parents #humor

Compromise is a stalling between two fools.


Stephen Fry


#foolishness #fools #humor #humor

Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this lecture by heart. “Our home. She feeds us, she shelters us. Her gravity prevents us from flying off into space and freezing, before thawing out again and being crisped by the sun, none of which really matters, as we would have long since asphyxiated.” Artemis paused for laughter and was surprised when it did not arrive. “That was a little joke. I read in a presentation manual that a joke often serves to break the ice. And I actually worked icebreaking into the joke, so there were layers to my humor.


Eoin Colfer


#facepalm-humor #humor

Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.


Gordon Korman


#joke #jonah-wizard #mistake #translation #humor

Joy, not sorrow. Laughter, not tears. Life, not death. Love, not blame.


Lisa Schroeder


#optimism #positivism #death

It’s ironic that as scientists that don’t believe in god, were the ones that are closest to god.


Hiromu Arakawa


#humor #humor

She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.


Eoin Colfer


#captain-short #eight #eoin-colfer #holly-short #humor

Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.


C.S. Lewis


#pessimism #puddleglum #humor






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