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DURING the first years of my service in Dr. Flint's family, I was accustomed to share some indulgences with the children of my mistress.


Harriet Ann Jacobs


#children #dr #during #family #first

For years, my master had done his utmost to pollute my mind with foul images, and to destroy the pure principles inculcated by my grandmother, and the good mistress of my childhood.


Harriet Ann Jacobs


#destroy #done #foul #good #grandmother

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.


Pamela Hansford Johnson


#did #him #his #horns #loves

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these: 1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable. 2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman. 3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience. 4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes. 5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. 6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy. 7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy. 8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!! Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.


Benjamin Franklin


#mistress #beauty

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.


Jay Leno


#action #against #coming #congress #guy

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.


Julian Barnes


#front #get #i #kill #many

Louis-Cesare. It's good to finally have you in hand.


Karen Chance


#dorina #dorina-basarab #humor #louis-cesare #sex

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.


Anton Chekhov


#get #i #lawful #literature #medicine

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.


William Wycherley


#constantly #country #dwell #like #little

Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em.


William Wycherley


#company #conversation #discreetly #doze #fitter






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