#mo

Are you watching the boats?" Cornelia guessed. She craned her neck to see if there was any excitement on the river. Heavens no, I'm spying on people," Virginia responded unrepentantly. -Cornelia E and Virginia Somerset ↗

— Lesley M.M. Blume

#blume #boats #cornelia #escapades #humor

When I was still quite young I had a complete presentiment of life. It was like the nauseating smell of cooking escaping from a ventilator: you don't have to have eaten it to know that it would make you throw up. ↗

— Julian Barnes

#humor #life #youth #humor

Money may not buy happiness, but it allows you to shop in better places for it. ↗

— Christoper Pike

#humor

Nora said: 'I love you, Nicky, because you smell nice and know such fascinating people. ↗

— Dashiell Hammett

#love #humor

IRRESPONSIBILITY: No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood. ↗

— unknown (seen on faux-motivational poster)

#motivational #humor

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right. ↗

— Eugene Mirman

#relationships #sports #humor

I just love things that serve a duel purpose. ↗

— Tom Upton

#humor

Toronto's already ass-deep in cockroaches and conservatives; what's one more lower life-form? ↗

— Tanya Huff

#humor #toronto #humor

Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist. ↗

— Martin Millar

#humor

C-C-Can you get bones in your buh-buh-brain?' Bill asked. This was turning into the most interesting conversation he'd had in weeks. ↗

— Stephen King

#humor