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I thought this was a cookout. You know, dogs and burgers, Tater Tots, ambrosia salad" Dexter picked up a box of Twinkies, tossing them into the cart. "And Twinkies." "It is,"..."Except that it's a cookout thrown by my mother." "And?" "And my mother doesn't cook." He looked at me waiting. "At all. My mother doesn't cook at all." "She must cook sometimes." "Nope." "Everyone can make scrambled eggs, Remy. It's programmed into you at birth, the default setting. Like being able to swim and knowing not to mix pickles with oatmeal. You just KNOW. ↗


— Sarah Dessen


#humor #this-lullaby #humor

When conservative judges strike down laws, it's because of what's in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws (or impose new laws), it's because of what's in the New York Times ↗


— Ann Coulter


#politics #humor

And then she started climbing/ The girl is in the seventh grade, and she's climbing a tree--way, way up in the tree. And why does she do it? So she can yell down at us that the bus is five! four! three blocks away! Blow-by-blow traffic watch from a tree--what every kid in junior high feels like hearing first thing in the morning. She tried to get me to come up there with her, too. "Bryce, come on! You won't believe the colors! It's absolutely magnificent! Bryce, you've got to come up here!" Yeah, I could just hear it: "Bryce and Juli sitting in a tree..." Was I ever going to leave the second grade behind? ↗


— Wendelin Van Draanen


#humor

Hunky Heroes, rescuing distressed women, captive princesses, and girls without wheels since 1684. p. 450 ↗


— Lauren Oliver


#humor

You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot. That would be murder," said the captain calmly. "Not where I'm aiming, sir. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #humor

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. ↗


— Diablo Cody


#humor #humor

The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor

Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #tyson #humor

I'm a private contractor now. I choose my clients, not the other way around. ↗


— Becca Fitzpatrick


#fallen-angel #guardian-angel #humor #nora #patch

I suppose he'll just have to do," she amended. "You'll have to suffer in silence with your male model...I feel for you." "Oh, stop it, Molly. ↗


— Alexandra Adornetto


#humor #molly #teasing #humor






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