#mo

Most of the pack would rather have Darryl mad at them than Auriele. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#darryl #humor #mercy-thompson #silver-borne #humor

So...." He picked a yellow cat skull out of an alcove, turned it toward me, and moved the jaws up and down as he asked, "What do we do now? ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#jackal #humor

Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about? ↗

— Derek Landy

#humour #humor

One of the main reasons I don't like leaving the house is because I might find myself face to face with a Canadian. ↗

— Maria Semple

#humor

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you! ↗

— Jeff Kinney

#humor

—¿Así que no vas a preguntar? Lo estudié, entrecerrando los ojos. Tenía un mal presentimientos sobre esto. Pero las palabras salieron de mi boca, totalmente fuera de mi control. —¿Por qué te llaman Horse? —Porque me cuelga como a uno —respondió, sonriendo. ↗

— Joanna Wylde

#sexy #humor

The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime, in my face so sourly that I charitably conjectured he must have need of divine aid to digest his dinner, and his pious ejaculation had no reference to my unexpected advent. ↗

— Emily Brontë

#humor

I was six and bushes were cool.” “Well, if I ever see a cool bush, I’ll point it in your direction. ↗

— Rebecca Ethington

#humor

She didn't know what Liam made his coffee with, but it had to be magical sparkles and crack beans, because it was the most delicious stuff she'd ever tasted. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#humor #humor

If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat. ↗

— Tara Sivec

#humor