#mo

And stop talking in that puffed-up way they taught you. Words aren't brains, you know. ↗

— Deepak Chopra

#humor #humor

He's acting as foolish as a kitten... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while. ↗

— Christopher Paolini

#humor #wisdom #humor

But the aspect of secrets is they leak out. If they didn't leak, they wouldn't be interesting. ↗

— CLAMP

#secrets #humor

It's not lying when you do it to officers! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#lying #superiors #humor

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street; if you try to sit, I'll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet. ↗

— George Harrison

#song #humor

Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times. ↗

— Joseph Heller

#humor

Shigure: "What's in the camera? Huh? Huh? What is it?" Hatori: "Quiet, you hack. ↗

— Natsuki Takaya

#humor

You cannot make things foolproof because fools are so ingenious ↗

— G. Cox

#humor

And a sensible work strategy might be: surrender to the task but not to the taskmaster, become absorbed in the work itself but never absorb the work ethos. ↗

— Michael Foley

#work #age