#mo

Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile? ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#foaly #holly #humor #humor

Si la cursilería fuera un pecado, yo cada noche me ganaría el infierno. ↗

— Xavier Velasco

#cynicism #humor #humor

Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces. ↗

— Lee Child

#men-and-women #humor

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Dimitri: She might be wild and disrespectful, but if she has potential— Rose: "Wild and disrespecful? Who the hell are you anyway? Oursourced help? ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor

You have overburdened your argument with ostentatious erudition." Spoken by Abigail Adams ↗

— David McCullough

#humor

As Carrie Fisher once said in a film, everyone thinks they have good taste and a sense of humour. ↗

— Jane Green

#movies #sense-of-humor #humor

I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh? ↗

— Linda Lael Miller

#humor

Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on purpose," David said, outraged. "Yes, David, the cat is plotting against you." Min fished the base out of the water and glass shards and put it on the table. Then she went to get her wastebasket and began to put the glass pieces in it. ↗

— Jennifer Crusie

#humor

Well, now that I'm thoroughly and diligently queer, I expected more manly love-talk, you know? Not like Pretty Baby and feeding you grapes and stuff," he snorted. "Uh, you mean like, hey you bastard I don't have a beer and nobody's sucking my dick, what's wrong with this picture? ↗

— Z.A. Maxfield

#humor