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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #mo
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ↗
— Bob Hope
#cake #candles #cost #getting #getting old
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. ↗
#go #i #i love #love #money
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ↗
#bank #lend #need #place #prove
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. ↗
#bearable #even #hopeful #i #into
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ↗
#ever #good #heard #heart #humor
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. ↗
#asked #benny #both #his #jack
I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense... I just wanted to get famous and all the rest is hogwash. ↗
— Anthony Hopkins
#famous #get #hogwash #i #interest
I am able to play monsters well. I understand monsters. I understand madmen. ↗
#am #i #i am #madmen #monsters
And I love a scary movie. It makes your toes curl and it's not you going through it. ↗
#going #i #i love #love #makes
I came here in 1974 to do a play, and then I went to L.A. I really like living in America. I feel more at home here than anywhere else. ↗
#anywhere #came #else #feel #here