#mo

You seem to be drowning twice," said Hermione. "Oh, am I?" said Ron peering down at his predictions. "I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #change

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#funny #humor #lol #sanya #the-dresden-files

I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her. ↗

— Brian Francis

#mother-in-law #nature

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. ↗

— Lin Yutang

#change #character #chemical #conceive #function

Once your baby arrives, the world is no more the same than you are. Because from our very bodies we add to the collective human destiny. Our deepest urge is always toward life, to wholeness and well being. ↗

— Claire Fontaine

#motherhood #parenting #inspirational

- Виждате ли този човек е една многостранна личност - скитник джентълмен поет мечтател самотник винаги с надежда за любов и приключения. Той би искал да ви убеди че е учен музикант херцог играч на поло. Но в същото време не би се посвенил да събира угарки или да открадне захарното петле на някое бебе. И естествено ако това се изисква от обстоятелствата би ритнал и една уважаема дама по задника - но само когато е крайно разгневен! (Чарли Чаплин Моята автобиография) ↗

— Charles Chaplin

#inspirational

The history of science is the saga of nature defying common sense. ↗

— Kedar Joshi

#history #nature #science #nature

Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning. ↗

— Regina Griffin

#inspirig #motivation #motivational-quotes #inspirational

A blank page and time ignite infinite possibilities in a mind unyielding to boundaries. ↗

— Adrienne Dionne

#inspirational

Ish #177 "You never know what you don't know, until you finally know it. ↗