#mo

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#politics #socialism #humor

I help others because I can, not because I expect something in return. ↗

— Amy Manemann

#mystery-suspense #relationships #humor

You might be on the right track but if you don't move on, you'll get hit by a train. ↗

— Will Rodgers

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A young Buddhist frog took a leap, into some traffic, "Beep, Beep!" He sprang from his feet, jumping into the street, and soon became one with a jeep. -The Ginger Poem of the Month ↗

— Lennie Peterson

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...and then I ripped his lungs out. ↗

— Anne Taintor

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The nuns were still just one step behind her. ↗

— Anne Taintor

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Nina looked up, her eyes fixing on mine with such ferocity I could almost see the undead vampire in them. "There is something under here," she said, and I shivered. "Yeah, we know, dirt nap," Jenks said. "Rachel already told us. ↗

— Kim Harrison

#jenks #humor

People aren't truly evolving, they're just mastering new and cyber-sanctioned ways to get what they want. ↗

— Jessa Callaver

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. ↗

— Etienne

#humor

Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. ↗

— Walter Sobchack

#the-big-lebowski #humor