#mo

Oh! to shoot for the stars if feels right. Aim for my heart if it feels right. ↗

— Maroon 5

#humor #inspirational #love #maroon- #art

People are always doing studies. Now there's one that says drinking coffee can lead to the prevention of memory loss in old age. This is terrible news. Drinking coffee is my greatest pleasure in life. That, and forgetting. ↗

— Ariel Leve

#age

Geddy once joked, 'You're the only guy I know who rehearses to rehearse! ↗

— Neil Peart

#humor

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig. ↗

— Louise Rennison

#humor

You’ll be dethroned faster than a coke snorting beauty queen. ↗

— Eric Luper

#beauty

Saddle your dreams before you ride them. ↗

— Tom Sawyer

#dreams

…but youth yearned to youth. ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

#youth #dreams

I have a sudden urge to pitch a tent in the back yard tonight. ↗

— Marie Sexton

#humor

Objection!" Metz shouts. Grounds?" the judge asks. Well...he's my witness! ↗

— Jodi Picoult

#humor #faith

Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one. ↗

— Stephen King

#murder #humor