#mo

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. ↗

— Elias Schwartz

#truth #humor

Questions are like the knocks of beggarmen, and should not be minded. ↗

— Flann O'Brien

#humor

i said abooshnosh ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, obviously you haven't checked with your answering service. ↗

— Dr. Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda - Mash)

#humor

Sure he (Fred Astaire) was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did,..backwards and in high heels. ↗

— Robert Thaves

#humor

...but with the hours I sometimes kept at the coffeehouse I had to have learned to take naps during the day or die, and I had learned to take naps. Up until five months ago "something or other or die" had always seemed like a plain choice in favor of the something or other. ↗

— Robin McKinley

#humor #naps #humor

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ↗

— Kathleen Norris

#humor

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it. ↗

— Peter Sellers

#panther #peter #pink #sellers #humor

All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn’t be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty. ↗

— Hannah Harrington

#face #fact #funny #girls #humor

I can't go back because I lost all my Soul Reaper powers! - Rukia You lost your powers? What are they, socks? - Ichigo ↗

— Tite Kubo

#humor #humor