#mo

He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy... ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ↗

— Dave Barry

#humor

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. ↗

— Steve Martin

#words #humor

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#friends #humor #vegetarianism #humor

Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#rabbits #humor

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#humor

If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor

Moths," repeats Will. "You're afraid of moths?" "Not just a cloud of moths," she says, "like...a swarm of them. Everywhere. All those wings and legs and..." She shudders and shakes her head. "Terrifying," Will says with mock seriousness. "That's my girl. Tough as cotton balls." "Oh, Shut up. ↗

— Veronica Roth

#humor

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. ↗

— Flannery O'Connor

#humor #writing #humor

So what? All writers are lunatics! ↗

— Cornelia Funke

#writing #humor