#mo

It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos. ↗

— Mel Odom

#humor #humor

Fuckstockings! ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor

The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. ↗

— Louise Rennison

#reassurance #humor

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#humor #james #humor

Nice day for a funeral. ↗

— Anthony Horowitz

#mystery #humor

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#humor

Moses: God or crowd control?!? ↗

— Mary Ann Shaffer

#humor

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying. ↗

— Andy Warhol

#humor

Abby could smell his hot breath in her face. It reeked like dead apples left to rot in the scorching summer sun. ↗

— Greever Williams

#demon #murder #death