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We're living in a funny world kid, a peculiar civilization. The police are playing crooks in it, and the crooks are doing police duty. The politicians are preachers, and the preachers are politicians. The tax collectors collect for themselves. The Bad People want us to have more dough, and the good people are fighting to keep it from us. It's not good for us, know what I mean? If we had all we wanted to eat, we'd eat too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. That's the way I understand it. That's about the size of some of the arguments I've heard.


Jim Thompson


#social-commentary #funny

Bitten? You mean you're a-" "A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-wayland #maia #simon-lewis

Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?" "You closed the school and burnt all the books." "Ah, so I did.


Patrick Ness


#funny #monsters-of-men #funny

There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants. 



Jarod Kintz


#corrupt #corruption #country #funny #humor

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.


Kevin Dalton


#music-lyrics #funny

I was thinking we could get a picture of you holding a pitchfork or something. Maybe a big wooden cross? Sound good?"(Brian) She stared at him. He lifted his hands and leaned back in his seat, as if he was afraid she might start spitting on him. "Hey, only joking." "Very funny." "Oh, I do love jokes." Greyson Dante stood by her side. "Hello, Mr. Dante. I'm afraid this is a private conversation, so you will, of course, be going now." His grin widened. Was there no way to insult the man?


Stacia Kane


#greyson #megan #personal-demons #stacia-kane #funny

A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, you’ve got to buy. For just $9.99 I’ll show you how a common brick can transform you into an uncommon salesman. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #buy

You want to stab me again, don't you?" He didn't look at all ashamed. "Think of it as testing the limits of your new abilities." I groaned. "I've created a monster." "I don't think someone who recently crawled from the grave should be throwing around labels like 'monster,'" he said, making sarcastic little air-quotes fingers. "It wasn't a grave," I sniffed. "It was a comfy four-poster.


Molly Harper


#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #monster #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs

Why do I always have to remind you to look to where the danger waits, Warrior. Sheesh, what would you do without me? “Uh, not be a murderous psycho?” Very funny.


H.D. Gordon


#alexa-montgomery-saga #blood-warrior #monster #remption #funny

Money is seen as a great evil. But I've never seen a pile of cash stab someone.


Jarod Kintz


#evil #funny #humor #money #funny






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