#mon

Fuck me, I love her. ↗

He's reading a book called Great Warlocks of the 18th Century, and to get this ball rolling before Dean Devlin shows up and rains on our private parade, I snort and ask, "Good book?" I forget I'm pretending to be sitting behind my two-thousand-ninety-eight-page Highlights of Modern Chemistry book, so he snorts back. "Better than yours. ↗

— Rusty Fischer

#ghouls #heavy-metal #paranormal-romance #romance #romantic-comedy

…could not have understood what perverted shaped thwarted love can take. ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

#love #love

It is wrong to wear diamonds before luncheon, except on one’s marriage rings. Before, after, and during breakfast, luncheon and dinner, it is vulgar to wear a mixture of colored precious stones. It is always a comfort to know that so many things one can’t afford to do anyway are vulgar. ↗

— Judith Martin

#etiquette #vulgarity #marriage

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."- ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#romantic #money

Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery. ↗

— Daniel Kahneman

#misery #money #money

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. ↗

— Will Rogers

#money

Time is a waste of money. ↗