#mon

That was the big cure-all with these people, wasn’t it? Girl got you down? Get laid. No money? Get laid. Armageddon ensuing? Get laid a lot. ↗

— Cherrie Lynn

#cherrie-lynn #rock-me #money

Unfortunately most ways of making big money take a long time. By the time one has made the money one is too old to enjoy it. ↗

— Ian Fleming

#money

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it. ↗

— David Lee Roth

#images #money #moral-decay #status #values

I spent a lot of money of booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. ↗

— George Best

#money #money-management #money

here’s the sick, twisted thing: part of me thinks i deserve this. that maybe if i wasn’t such an asshole, isaac would have been real. if i wasn’t such a lame excuse for a person, something right might happen to me. it’s not fair, because i didn’t ask for dad to leave, and i didn’t ask to be depressed, and i didn’t ask for us to have no money, and i didn’t ask to want to fuck boys, and i didn’t ask to be so stupid, and i didn’t ask to have no real friends, and i didn’t ask to have half the shit that comes out of my mouth come out of my mouth. all i wanted was one fucking break, one idiotic good thing, and that was clearly too much to ask for, too much to want. ↗

— John Green

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Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were. ↗

— Jeff Lindsay

#sheep #money

Not having money to spend doesn’t mean we can’t have well-spent moments every day. (42) ↗

— Sarah Breathnach

#moments #money #money

I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows: Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your f****** Xmas card I could not possibly improve on the sentiment, but I don't think it ought to depend on the current austerities. Isn't Christmas a moral and aesthetic nightmare whether or not the days are prosperous? ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#comedy #humour #phyllis-diller #money

He sighed. It had come to this. He was a responsible authority, and people could use terms like "core values" at him with impunity. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#money

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#money