#monster

The torment of love can transform people into wretched monsters ↗

— Mathias Malzieu

#monsters #torment #transform #wretch #love

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting. ↗

— David Chuka

#humor #jokes #monsters #life

A monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else. ↗

— Kelly Link

#monsters #pretty-monsters #teenagers #teens #teen

The real world is where the monsters are. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#reality #world #real

So, been attacked by any vampires yet?" "Not one." "Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front" "Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#dogs #fall-of-night #giant-spider #supernatural #vampires

...he knows how to make me laugh & sometimes there's no better way to love someone than that. ↗

— Josh James Riebock

#love

...you forget love - though you fled from them, you secretly loved the monsters of your childhood... ↗

— John Geddes

#love

You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists. ↗

— Matthew Broderick

#fists #green #mind #monster #you

I've got a Range Rover and a little Mercedes. I normally drive my Range Rover because I feel like a monster in it. Nobody messes with me. ↗

— Emma Bunton

#drive #feel #got #i #i feel

I can see every monster as they come in. ↗

— Truman Capote

#every #i #i can #monster #see