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Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. “Have we been introduced?” “Probably not. Why, are you asking me out, sweetheart?” “You’re not my type, darling. Is this one yours?” “No,” Frank said, and looked at Shane, just in a quick flicker. “Let’s say she’s a friend of the family.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

What about e-mail? It is e-mail, yes?" Morley asked, leaning even closer. "E-mail is a kind of electronic letter. It travels through the air." He seemed very smug that he knew that. "Well, not exactly, and would you please either BACK OFF or go find a shower?


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #morley #rachel-caine #death

No way they could threaten him, not even with Amelie; he'd already given Amelie the finger on the way out of Morganville and he clearly wasn’t worried about her coming after him— or, if so, what would happen when she did.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #death

Giving up is always easy. It's the peace that follows that sucks.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #death

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane


Rachel Caine


#morganvillevampires #funny

Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?


Rachel Caine


#morganvillevampires #funny

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that


Rachel Caine


#funny #morganville-vampires #funny

She went back to Shane and settles in on his lap again, arm around his neck. His circled her waist. "I thought you had to go," he said. "And don't think i didn't see you kissing on my best friend." "He deserved it." "Yeah. Maybe i ought to kiss him, too." Michael, on his way out, didn't bother to turn around for that one. "Oh sure, you always promise.


Rachel Caine


#morganville #funny

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #presents #shane-collins #present

Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don't think so," Eve said, and bailed out of the passenger side.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #gender-stereotypes #morganville-vampires #sexism #shane-collins






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