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One of the grand fundamental principles of Mormonism is to receive truth, let it come from whence it may.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#fundamental #fundamental principles #grand #may #mormonism

Take away the Book of Mormon and the revelations, and where is our religion? We have none.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#book #mormon #none #our #religion

Truth is Mormonism. God is the author of it.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#god #mormonism #truth #truth is

Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City.


Douglas Adams


#humor #mormonism #religion #robot #humor

All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so "slow," so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle — keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate.


Mark Twain


#boring-books #mormon #inspirational

Breckin shrugs. “I’m new here. And if you haven’t deducted from my impeccable fashion sense, I think it’s safe to say that I’m…” he leans forward and cups his hand to his mouth in secrecy. “Mormon,” he whispers.


Colleen Hoover


#funny #gay #mormon #teenager #funny

Pornography causes release of adrenaline from an area in the brain called the locus coeruleus, and this makes the heart race in those who view, or even anticipate, viewing pornography. The sexual pleasure of pornography may be partially caused by release of dopamine from the ventral tegmental area, and this stimulates the nucleus accumbens, one of the key pleasure centers of the brain.


Donald L. Hilton Jr.


#he-restoreth-my-sould #lds #mormon-men #pornography-addiction #sa-lifeline-foundation

It's impossible to be anything but a Cafeteria Mormon. If everything taught by Church leaders - and scripture - were laid out like a buffet, your plate would be full of mixed messages and contradictions. If there is "opposition in all things," you'll certainly find it in the statements of Church leaders and scripture. Cherry-picking is not an option; it's the only game in town. It's just that some groups pick a little more of this while other groups pick a little more of that. I say, if you're going to cherry-pick, at least be guided by a sense of humanity.


Bill


#mormonism #religion #religion

I still feel Mormon. Those men in Salt Lake City can't decide who's Mormon and who isn't.


Sonia Johnson


#decide #feel #i #lake #men

On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of town.


Theric Jepson


#anger #byu #dating #flowers #humor






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