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Take away the Book of Mormon and the revelations, and where is our religion? We have none.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#book #mormon #none #our #religion

Truth is Mormonism. God is the author of it.


Joseph Smith, Jr.


#god #mormonism #truth #truth is

The first choral music I remember hearing was Handel's 'Messiah' when the Mormon Tabernacle Choir broadcast it over the radio.


Dave Brubeck


#choir #first #hearing #i #i remember

The things that matter most to me are eternal. The bonds of love shared within a family I believe to be eternal.


Mike Ericksen


#family #love #mormon #family

It is, after all, far too easy to pinch and kick the bizarre Mormon Church; to say it's ripe for satire and parody is to say a Catholic schoolgirl is ripe for debauchery. It's like shooting polygamist fish in a barrel of coffee.


Mark Morford


#child-abuse #mormonism #catholicism

Was I sorry that I chose to come by hand cart? No. Neither then nor any minute of my life since. The price we paid to become acquainted with God was a privilege to pay and I am thankful that I was privileged to come in the Martin Hand Cart Company.


Francis Webster


#mormon #spiritual #tribulation #life

In my mind, past, present and future became a blur as I stood in the middle of the celestial room, in the middle of forever. It was as if I were to take a rope that went on forever in both directions and cut it anywhere then the cut would always be exactly in the middle. And if I cut it twice I would have a beginning and an end, but eternity would continue in both directions.


Mike Ericksen


#mormon #spiritual-experience #experience

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'


Evan Sayet


#bill clinton #brigham #bring #chanting #clinton

And it came to pass that he rent his coat; and he took a piece thereof, and wrote upon it—In memory of our God, our religion, and freedom, and our peace, our wives, and our children—and he fastened it upon the end of a pole. ~Alma 46:12


The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints


#book-of-mormon #title-of-liberty #freedom

Breckin shrugs. “I’m new here. And if you haven’t deducted from my impeccable fashion sense, I think it’s safe to say that I’m…” he leans forward and cups his hand to his mouth in secrecy. “Mormon,” he whispers.


Colleen Hoover


#funny #gay #mormon #teenager #funny






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