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In our home we grew up thinking we were Mormons first and human beings second.


Sonia Johnson


#first #grew #home #human #human beings

My grandmother had a Miss Margaret's School of Dance to teach tap and ballet to kids, but I never studied it. I was raised a Mormon and they're dancing fools. It's the only vice they have - dancing.


Michelle Shocked


#dance #dancing #fools #grandmother #had

I would vote for a Mormon.


Matt Stone


#mormon #vote #would

Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels.


George R.R. Martin


#samwell-tarly #weasel #age

The wide world is full of people wanting help, Jon. Would that some could find the courage to help themselves. - Lord Commander Mormont


George R.R. Martin


#george-r-r-martin #jon-snow #lord-commander-mormont #song-of-ice-and-fire #courage

The things we love destroy us every time, lad. Remember that.


George R.R. Martin


#mormont #love

I'm sorry about these two," Mike told the waitress. "Just so you know, I'll be embarrassed with you." "It's just that we haven't seen each other since summmer camp," Becky said. "And we'd formed such a bond playing wily tricks on our camp counselors," Felix said. "Remember how you replaced Miss Pepper's shampoo with liquid Jell-O and turned her hair green?" "It was sheer genius when you stretched cling film over all the toilet seats." "Oh." The waitress turned to Mike, as if to address the only sane member of the group. "So, are ya'll ready to eat now, or are you waiting for your date to arrive?" Mike played with the menu. "Actually, she's my date." "These are my two husbands," Becky said. "We're from Utah. You know, Mormom.


Shannon Hale


#felix #mormon #dating

Zoroastrianism? Oh, there’s never been but a few hundred thousand of them at any one time, mostly located in Iran and India, but that’s it. The one true faith. If you’re not a Zoroastrian, I’m afraid you are bound for Hell.” The man looked stunned and shocked. "It's not fair." The demon gave a mirthful laugh. “Well, it was fair when you were sending all the Chinese to Hell who had never heard of Jesus. Wasn’t it?


Steven L. Peck


#christianity #christians #hell #jesus #lds

Every one of us is more beloved than we can possibly understand or imagine. Let us therefore be kinder to one another and kinder to ourselves.


Robert D. Hales


#lds #mormon #robert-d-hales #imagination

If there was one thing I learned from all my research, it was that the majority of the early pioneers didn’t dwell on the hard times; they indeed related every aspect of their lives to their relationship with God, specifically in regards to this disastrous journey. They thanked Him for their lives and the fact that they made it through. Most didn't blame leaders or those around them. They learned to accept their plight and move forward with faith.


Mike Ericksen


#journey #mormon #pioneer-of-faith #pioneer-trek #faith






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