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#mortal

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I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#cigarette #everlasting #funny #humor #immortality

Wait a second," Clary said. "I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-fray #funny #luke-garroway #the-mortal-instruments

I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed . . . Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks. ↗


— Tara Gilesbie


#funny #my-immortal #funny

Clary: What are you doing here, anyway? Jace: 'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but- Clary: I'm going to bed. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-morgenstern #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #age

Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #mortal-instruments #humor

My life closed twice before its close; It yet remains to see If Immortality unveil A third event to me, So huge, so hopeless to conceive, As these that twice befell. Parting is all we know of heaven, And all we need of hell. ↗


— Emily Dickinson


#immortality #life #death

It is wrong to bear children out of need, wrong to use a child to alleviate loneliness, wrong to provide purpose in life by reproducing another copy of oneself. It is wrong also to seek immortality by spewing one's germ into the future as though sperm contains your consciousness! ↗


— Irvin D. Yalom


#future #immortality #life #procreation #life

Death, only death, can break the lasting chain; And here, ev'n then, shall my cold dust remain ↗


— Alexander Pope


#death

Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.
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— Jarod Kintz


#death #die #goals #humor #immortal

To Suspect your Own Mortality is to Know the Beginning of Terror; To Learn Irrefutably that you are mortal is to Know the End of Terror. ↗


— Frank Herbert


#mortality #death






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