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When God Created Mothers" When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?" She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts...all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. And six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said. "Six pairs of hands.... no way." It's not the hands that are causing me problems," God remarked, "it's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have." That's on the standard model?" asked the angel. God nodded. One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are you kids doing in there?' when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say. 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word." God," said the angel touching his sleeve gently, "Get some rest tomorrow...." I can't," said God, "I'm so close to creating something so close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick...can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger...and can get a nine year old to stand under a shower." The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. "It's too soft," she sighed. But tough!" said God excitedly. "You can imagine what this mother can do or endure." Can it think?" Not only can it think, but it can reason and compromise," said the Creator. Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek. There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told You that You were trying to put too much into this model." It's not a leak," said the Lord, "It's a tear." What's it for?" It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride." You are a genius, " said the angel. Somberly, God said, "I didn't put it there.


Erma Bombeck


#family #humor #love #mothers #mothers-day

I grew up with all mothers, all women. I come from a long line of matriarchs, very strong women.


Erykah Badu


#grew #i #line #long #long line

I dress in a sophisticated and classy way - I always dress in a way I know my mother wouldn't be embarrassed to see.


Jessie Ware


#classy #dress #embarrassed #i #i always

Completeness? Happiness? These words don't come close to describing my emotions. There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood means to me, particularly given my medical history.


Anita Baker


#capture #close #come #completeness #describing

I am no mother, and I won't be one.


Brigitte Bardot


#am #i #i am #mother #won

I have skinny genes. My mother weighs 90 pounds.


Ellen Barkin


#i #mother #pounds #skinny #weighs

Men who love their mothers treat women wonderfully. And they have enormous respect for women.


Ellen Barkin


#love #men #mothers #respect #their

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.


John Barrymore


#girl #go #her #kind #mother

I was not extremely patriotic about Mother Russia. I played their game, pretending. You have to deal with, you know, party people, KGB. Horrifying.


Mikhail Baryshnikov


#deal #extremely #game #horrifying #i

My mother had a son from previous marriage and her husband died in Second World War.


Mikhail Baryshnikov


#had #her #husband #marriage #mother






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