#ms

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ↗

— Dave Barry

#circumstances #never #night #pill #same

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. ↗

— Dave Barry

#crew #currently #go #hate #i

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. ↗

— Todd Barry

#dreams #i #particularly #proud #reluctance

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. ↗

— Todd Barry

#more #sake #seems

Many of the criticisms about McDonald's are false. We are keen to provide people with as much nutritional information as possible to help them manage their diets. ↗

— Charlie Bell

#criticisms #diets #false #help #information

I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I was working, my friends were all adults. I had a tough time going to different schools because people knew me from films and I was the fat child who got beaten up every day. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#because #child #day #different #different schools

Fundamentally I feel that there is as much difference between the stage and the films as between a piano and a violin. Normally you can't become a virtuoso in both. ↗

— Ethel Barrymore

#between #both #difference #feel #films

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. ↗

— John Barrymore

#arms #boxing #discover #find #gloves

All sciences are vain and full of errors that are not born of Experience, the mother of all Knowledge. ↗

— Leonardo da Vinci

#maxims #philosophy #science #experience

Pension reforms, like investment advice and automatic enrollment, will strengthen the ability of Americans to save and invest for retirement. ↗

— Steve Bartlett

#advice #automatic #enrollment #invest #investment