#music

I heard that knowing a musical instrument is a great way for a guy to improve his love life, so I picked up a flute the other day and things are looking good. I blew a few kisses at it, and it made some girlish noises. If it’s cheap enough, I’m renting it out tonight. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #humor #love #music #funny

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. ↗

— Kevin Dalton

#music-lyrics #funny

When I’m lonely I stand in the corner and play my saxophone and feel sorry for myself. I would ask you to accompany me on the piano, but if I did that I wouldn’t be lonely, would I? And what’s the point of a saxophone if not to celebrate despair?
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— Jarod Kintz

#celebrate #celebration #despair #funny #humor

I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability ↗

— Sophia Bennett

#funny-and-random #music #funny

It was in love I was created, and in love is how I hope I die ↗

— Paolo Nutini

#music #love

Don't leave it all unsaid, somewhere in the wasteland of your head. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #lyrics #music #humor

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #love #lyrics #music #humor

The Dave Matthews Band’s “Crash into Me” played over the montage, not that the lyrics had anything to do with the images the song was played over but it was “haunting”, it was “moody”, it was “summing things up”, it gave the footage an “emotional resonance” that I guess we were incapable of capturing ourselves. At first my feelings were basically so what? But then I suggested other music: “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails, but I was told that the rights were sky-high and that the song was “too ominous” for this sequence; Nada Surf’s “Popular” had “too many minor chords”, it didn’t fit the “mood of the piece,” it was – again – “too ominous.” When I told them I seriously did not think things could get any more fucking ominous than they already were, I was told, “Things get very much more ominous, Victor,” and then I was left alone. ↗

— Bret Easton Ellis

#soundtrack #music