#na

Those with all the answers have not asked enough questions. ↗

On to smaller, more beautiful things ↗

The humans were sitting cross-legged on the floor in a circle of soldiers, pointing at things and learning more Chimaera words: salt, rat, eat, which unfortunate combination led to Zuzana rejecting the meat on her plate. "I think it's chicken," Mik said, taking a bite. "I'm just saying there were a lot more rats around here earlier." "Circumstantial evidence." Mik took another bite and said, in passable Chimaera and to guffaws of laughter, "Salty delicious rat." "It's chicken," insisted one of the Shadows That Live. Karou wasn't sure which it was, but she was flapping her arms like wings, and even producing chicken bones to prove it. ↗

— Laini Taylor

#days-of-blood-and-starlight #humor #laini-taylor #mik #zuzana

I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me. ↗

— Sonia Rumzi

#cooking #husband #inspirational

They're spreading out. Look unaware and sweet and innocent. It's a little hard to look innocent when I'm as big as a house. ↗

— Christine Feehan

#pregnancy #humor

If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work. ↗

— Brian P. Cleary

#observation #observational-comedy #humor

True love, is the love that seduces and will never allow itself to be seduced. ↗

— Paulo Coelho

#inspirational

Like everything else, Fletcher. Practice. ↗

— Richard Bach

#inspirational

Love is something we earn and its something to hold onto for all eternity ↗

— Faerydae

#inspiring #love #inspirational

But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now. ↗