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Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.


John Green


#humor #humour #internet #john-green #pedophile

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.


Santosh Kalwar


#internet #love #valentines-day #funny

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.


Janette Rallison


#janette-rallison #thatsaquote #funny

You two were in a cave together?’ said Miss Simpkins in horror. ‘Yes,’ said Kate, ‘and it was very, very dark.


Kenneth Oppel


#funny #kate #kenneth-oppel #matt #romance

Most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily wallowing in the troubles and sins of five billion strangers.


Robert A. Heinlein


#friendship #internet #news #social-networking #friendship

And just before I go to sleep, I'll think of sentences that don't contain words like Hoover, Jogging, and Heart Transplant


Kirsten Gier


#gideon #qweneth #funny

...That Great Cocktail Cabinet in the Sky...


Nigella Lawson


#sky #home

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.


Christopher Moore


#humor #netherworld #humor

I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties.


Ronald Reagan


#nineties #president #humor

S.P.A.M. S.enseless P.eople A.always M.essaging


Stanley Victor Paskavich


#humor






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