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They call me, The Sharkalator ↗


— James Patterson


#funny #gazzy #maximum-ride #name-calling #nicknames

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away. ↗


— Seanan McGuire


#funny #ironic #rosemary-and-rue #seanan-mcguire #funny

Tris," he says. "What did they do to you? You're acting like a lunatic." "That's not very nice of you to say," I say. "They put me in a good mood, that's all. And now I really want to kiss you, so if you could just relax- ↗


— Veronica Roth


#four #funny #insurgent #tobias-and-tris #tobias-eaton

Horace, who had been trying to find out the meaning of Kurokuma for some time now, was pleased to hear the translation. "Black bear," he repeated. "It's undoubtedly because I'm so terrible in battle." "I'd guess so," Will put in. "I've seen you in battle and you're definitely terrible. ↗


— John Flanagan


#nickname #ranger-s-apprentice #funny

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? ↗


— Nicholas Sparks


#the-lucky-one #funny

(...) And who cares if you flash people your underwear, as long as you're kicking the crap out of them?" Lynn goes silent, like she recognizes that as a spark of brilliance but can't bring herself to admit it. "What's this about underwear?" Says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in. ↗


— Veronica Roth


#insurgent #underwear #uriah #veronica-roth #funny

you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


#good-comeback #nick #funny

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


#dark-hunter #funny #nhumour #funny

My mother was an angel," I blurted. "A guardian angel." Kaidan began to chuckle. "What's so funny?" I asked. "You. You're a walking contradiction. Horns and a halo. I don't belive it. ↗


— Wendy Higgins


#kaidan-and-anna #funny






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