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#nit

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #nit




Your mind was made to know and love God.


John Piper


#god #love #mind #purpose #life

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.


Carroll Bryant


#humorous #solemnity #humor

Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.


Ambrose Bierce


#children #clothes #clothing #definition #humor

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.


Dylan Thomas


#definitions #humor #substance-abuse #humor

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#humor #laurell-k-hamilton #humor

My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.


Stephen Fry


#female-genitalia #homosexuality #humor #mothers #humor

The confessing church of American Ragamuffins needs to join Magdalene and Peter in witnessing that Christianity is not primarily a moral code but a grace-laden mystery; it is not essentially a philosophy of love but a love affair; it is not keeping rules with clenched fists but receiving a gift with open hands.


Brennan Manning


#grace #love #ragamuffins #love

A Christian community should do as Jesus did: propose and not impose. Its attraction must lie in the radiance cast by the love of brothers.


Jean Vanier


#jesus #love #love

The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.


T.H. White


#unity #humor

It's the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It's seeing all those sunsets that does it. You can't watch a sunset and then go off and set fire to your neighbor's tepee. Living close to nature is wonderful for your mental health.


Daniel Quinn


#humanity #humor #nature #humor






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