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#norm

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he just clamps his lips over mine and sticks his tongue so far into my mouth I feel like I'm being examined by the ENT gynae


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

She wears those old fashioned pj's like body armour. Going to bed these days is like wresting with Kevlar.


Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

A laugh burst from Nina's lips. "Not as awkward as it must be for you. Honey, please. If you bent around any harder trying to let me know you fucked Lex to try and make me feel bad, you'd be a pretzel. Although you're about as smart as one.


Lauren Dane


#lex #nina #paranormal-romance #shifters #werewolves

Being normal is overrated. Normal gets you what—the dolt husband with the 2.5 kids and the house with the dog? You seriously want that? I mean, one of those kids is going to be really funny looking, by the way, all cut in half like that. Who wants half a kid?


H.M. Ward


#funny

In an out-of-body experience, your astral projection comes down to gloat. In insanity, your mind goes to a nudist colony. In philanthropy, your soul ascends to purgatory.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #insanity #philanthropy #experience

I said alone!” He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.


Kresley Cole


#humour #love #paranormal-romance #romance #funny

So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?” “Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.


Rusty Fischer


#romance-funny #romantic #ushers #vampires #werewolves

Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve.


Rachel Caine


#paranormal #romance #humor

More than anything." Rob persisted. "You'd crawl on your belly over broken glass for her. Easy.


L.J. Smith


#paranormal #romance #humor

And if you don’t think I can hold my own against all those eighteenth-century mortals you were out tagging, then you’re a fool, Casanova.” ... “Oh, yes, I know all about you.” He went still. “What are you talking about?” “I was alive back then. And all the Lore heard about the ruthless warlord brothers from Estonia. The general, the scholar, the enigma, and . . . the manwhore.


Kresley Cole


#fey #humor #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #paranormal-romance






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