#not

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account. ↗

— Greg Behrendt

#he-s-just-not-that-into-you #love #men-and-women #dating

I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#body #cop-car #death #funny #murder

You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake. -L (from Death Note) ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#l #tsugumi-ohba #death

Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light! L: Yes,that would be dark. ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#death

Just because I am alone, does not mean I am lonely. I am not you. ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#death

Better was it to go unknown and leave behind you an arch, then to burn like a meteor and leave no dust. ↗

— Virginia Woolf

#notoriety #death

There is no heaven or hell. No matter what you do while you're alive, everybody goes to the same place once you die. Death is Equal. ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#light-yagami #ryuk #shinigami #death

Justice will prevail! ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#death #fiction #humor #justice #l

What happens if a car comes? We die. ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#die #dying #love #noah #the-notebook

This world is rotten. The rotten should die. ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#death