#nothin

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. ↗

— Kurt Vonnegut

#semicolons #writing #nothing

I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ↗

— Jack Kerouac

#sal-paradise #nothing

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#disappointed #expects #never #nothing #shall

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#continued #happen #happened #moment #nothing

Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts. ↗

— Henry Adams

#amount #astonishing #education #facts #form

I have lived eighty years of life and know nothing for it, but to be resigned and tell myself that flies are born to be eaten by spiders and man to be devoured by sorrow. ↗

— Voltaire

#born to be #devoured #eaten #eighty #flies

There is nothing which any way pertaineth to the worship of God left to the determination of human laws. ↗

— George Gillespie

#determination #god #human #laws #left

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. ↗

— Scott Adams

#inspires #like #nothing #quite #revenge

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ↗

— Jean Baudrillard

#adult #children #demand #festival #funny

I don't know nothing about nothing. ↗