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Don’t you know what god is? God is everything and God is nothing; for the perfection created by man cannot be anything other than nothing. They decided to give a name to nothingness, and thereby the made it become something. Like you… God, who is nothing, can no longer be nothing since he is God. You could be a god for men. They need to give a body to nothingness so that nothingness can be seen and touched-at least with the imagination. ↗


— Aldo Palazzeschi


#god #insanity #nothingness #religion #seek

The idlest minds are those that inhabit the busiest bodies. The busiest minds are those that inhabit mental hospitals. Love is what occurs in that order. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #insanity #love #funny

I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to produce cologne and stench—at different ends of the production line. So it would be an olfactory factory. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #olfactory #unsatisfactory #funny

In an out-of-body experience, your astral projection comes down to gloat. In insanity, your mind goes to a nudist colony. In philanthropy, your soul ascends to purgatory. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #insanity #philanthropy #experience

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. ↗


— Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor

Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A," said the Bursar. The table fell silent. "Did anyone understand that?" said Ridcully. The Bursar was not technically insane. He had passed through the rapids of insanity som time previously, and was now sculling around in some peaceful pool on the other side. He was quite often coherent, although not by normal human standards. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#funny #insane #wizards #funny

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. ↗


— Walter Moers


#insanity #funny

However, human beings are funny; we always want what we don't have. ↗


— Apol Lejano-Massebieau


#funny

The wizard [of Oz] says look inside yourself and find self. God says look inside yourself and find [the Holy Spirit]. The first will get you to Kansas. The latter will get you to heaven. Take your pick. ↗


— Max Lucado


#heaven #holy-spirit #kansas #wizard-of-oz #love

if he goes and dies on me now, I know I'll go completely insane. ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#insane #katniss #peeta #katniss






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