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Six minutes isn’t sex,” I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. “Six minutes is a boiled egg.


Sophie Kinsella


#nathaniel #samantha-sweeting #sex #funny

Happy National Philanthropy Day! Do a good deed today and make the lives of others better. Things you can do(if you can afford it): a. Pay for a student to attend College or University b. Make a donation to a bride and groom before they get married c. Donate time to volunteer at a hospital or nursing home d. Buy food and give it to a homeless individual e. Volunteer at a soup kitchen


Kambiz Mostofizadeh


#national-philanthropy-day #food

So my one kid's 4, my other kid's 4 months, I'm 44, Barack Obama is the 44th president - it's all lining up nicely here.


Eddie Vedder


#barack obama #here #i #kid #lining

After a month or so in St. Louis, we were looking around desperately for a way to draw a few people into the ball park, it being perfectly clear by that time that the ball club wasn't going to do it unaided.


Bill Veeck


#around #ball #ball club #being #clear

The advice that I usually give to young actors is that if you can create a character for the stage and keep that character fresh for at least 6 months that means you're doing the show eight times a week.


Joe Morton


#character #create #doing #eight #fresh

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.


Peter Sellers


#panther #peter #pink #sellers #humor

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!


Tina Fey


#humor #parenthood #humor

You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking how you'll escape one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.


John Green


#labyrinth #life #past #present #imagination

Man is not only that creature that forges tools, that reasons, and that walks upright. Man is the creature that looks up. Man praises.


Anthony Esolen


#man-praises #imagination

All around me new love and it makes me sad. All around me feel assured that you'll be back, if I imagine you, body next to another.


Tegan Quin


#new-love #please-come-back #sainthood #sara-quin #sheets






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