#nu

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. ↗

— Dave Barry

#during #fans #football #games #intelligent

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. ↗

— Dave Barry

#generator #nuclear #television

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. ↗

— Todd Barry

#blues brothers #brothers #go #i #nuts

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bad #being #better #deal #dinners

Many of the criticisms about McDonald's are false. We are keen to provide people with as much nutritional information as possible to help them manage their diets. ↗

— Charlie Bell

#criticisms #diets #false #help #information

There are a lot of us little gypsies out there that need to go and find another place you know. A safer, healthier or just a different venue in order to develop and find ourselves. I am so lucky to live the life that I do. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#another #develop #different #find #go

For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros. ↗

— Ethel Barrymore

#brains #face #figure #grace #hide

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. ↗

— John Barrymore

#arms #boxing #discover #find #gloves

Literature is the question minus the answer. ↗

— Roland Barthes

#literature #minus #question

A lot of people love Oreos. So their manufacturer is making money. That means more dividends for shareholders. ↗

— Maria Bartiromo

#lot #love #making #making money #manufacturer