#ny

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not. ↗

— Keenen Ivory Wayans

#audience #comedy #comes #doing #experience

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them? ↗

— Maya Banks

#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

I don't think many people have ever read the report. Who has read 26 volumes of this case? How many read the summary? If you read the summary, it takes a long time. ↗

— John Sherman Cooper

#ever #how #i #long #long time

I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker. ↗

— Keenen Ivory Wayans

#funny #have fun #i #like #more

I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#attraction #funny #sex #funny

I don't think anybody ever thought about the CIA meddling in internal affairs. The shock of the President's death called for an immediate investigation. It actually lay in the jurisdiction of Texas. ↗

— John Sherman Cooper

#actually #affairs #anybody #called #cia

I met Mr. Hoover socially. I never talked to him about anything connected with his work. We just met him. ↗

— John Sherman Cooper

#anything #connected #him #his #hoover

I never initiated nor did the FBI ever initiate any conversation or correspondence with me. ↗

— John Sherman Cooper

#conversation #correspondence #did #ever #fbi

Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without any success. ↗

— Val Kilmer

#been #comedy #had #i #looking

You think I'm pretty Without any make-up on You think I'm funny When I tell the puch line wrong I know you get me So I'll let my walls come down, down ↗

— Katy Perry

#makeup #thoughts #funny