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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#goldfish #great #make #more #parrots

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#daughters #everyone #get #i #into

The safest thing to do was get rid of the second breast. I just want to give myself the best chance possible to live. ↗

— Koo Stark

#chance #get #give #i #just

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#learn #making #me #movies #took

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#both #broke #did #feel #good

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man. ↗

— Ilka Chase

#best #buy #call #man #phone call

So, Mr. President, what is wrong with the fair employment practice bill? ↗

— Dennis Chavez

#employment #fair #mr #practice #president

A resignation is a grave act; never performed by a right minded man without forethought or with reserve. ↗

— Salmon P. Chase

#forethought #grave #man #minded #never

...and in the world beyond the tale we turn the page or close the book and resume our lives. A life that is, like any other, unlike any other. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#life #reader #unique #life

The child is pronounced pretty. I think it quite otherwise. ↗

— Salmon P. Chase

#i #i think #otherwise #pretty #pronounced