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Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial. ↗

— Susie Orbach

#powerlessness #saying #self-denial #way

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. ↗

— Robert Orben

#caps #ceremony #commencement #dressed #event

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! ↗

— Robert Orben

#corporal #ever #general #general motors #i

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ↗

— Robert Orben

#america #day #every #every day #forbes

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. ↗

— Robert Orben

#cards #credit #credit cards #father #honored

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. ↗

— Robert Orben

#day #having #nothing #vacation

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? ↗

— Robert Orben

#elections #ever #feeling #find #get

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. ↗

— Robert Orben

#blame #computer #err #even #human

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. ↗

— Robert Orben

#countries #deep #deep down #down #feeling

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. ↗

— Robert Orben

#always #back #children #everywhere #find