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Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#communism #english #only #same #socialism

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#best #dig #find #garden #god

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#greatest number #number #offend #people #secret

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#being #enough #happy #leisure #miserable

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#advice #anything #knows #pope #sex

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#everyone #happy #makes #man #mistake

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#become #believe #blind #moment #see

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#example #hold #lesson #must #object

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#because #born #conviction #country #others

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#breeding #how #man #quarrel #test