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Women are extraordinary creatures!


Roman Payne


#extraordinary #extraordinary-women #fashion #gender #gender-equality

Live Today! Do not allow your spirit to be softened of your happiness to be limited by a day you cannot have back or a day that does not yet exist.


Steve Maraboli


#happiness #inspirational #life #living-in-the-present #motivational

Harness the power of today. Seize the blessings of today! Make something happen, enhance your life, make someone laugh, help a friend, love, love, love!


Steve Maraboli


#harness #help #inspirational #laugh #living-in-the-present

I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.


Karen Marie Moning


#ryodan #sex #karen-marie-moning

Jesus said “Give us THIS DAY our daily bread”, knowing that you cannot fight today’s battles with yesterday’s bread. Knowing that you cannot fight today’s battles with the hope of tomorrow’s bread.  Knowing that today you will be nourished by this daily bread, and it’s what you have to fight today’s battle.


Steve Maraboli


#let-go #life #move-on #today #experience

Try a rocket launcher. Think maybe you could manage to hit me with that?


Karen Marie Moning


#ryodan #karen-marie-moning

The way to misuse our possessions is to use them as an insurance against the morrow. Anxiety is always directed to the morrow, whereas goods are in the strictest sense meant to be used only for to-day.


Dietrich Bonhoeffer


#dependence-on-god #faith #insurance #material-goods #possessions

There are only two things to worry about in life: either you’re free or you’re not. If you’re free, there’s nothing to worry about. If you’re not, you kick the shit out of everything around you until you are.


Karen Marie Moning


#ryodan #freedom

Today is your special day, even if today might be tomorrow to an Australian. And even though you’re not Australian, it doesn’t negate the fact that today may or may not be tomorrow.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #motivation #today #tomorrow #funny

I smack myself in the forehead. “Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods, they’re not moving!” I exclaim. There’s a choking noise over my head somewhere. “Etruscan snoods?” I glow quietly inside. Some accomplishments mean more than others. I am officially the Shit. Now and forever. “Dude, watch your question marks. I just pried one out of you.” “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” “Admit it, you lost your eternal fecking composure.” “You have an obsession with a delusion about how I end my sentences. What the fuck are Etruscan snoods?” “Dunno. It’s just another of Robin’s sayings. Like, ‘Holy strawberries, Batman, we’re in a jam!’ ” “Strawberries.” “Or, ‘Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!’


Karen Marie Moning


#fever-series #funny #iced #ryodan #funny






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