#of

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations. ↗

— George Ade

#insure #mind #peace #peace of mind #regulations

I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it. ↗

— Alice Walker

#color #field #god #i #i think

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one. ↗

— George Washington

#bad one #better #excuse #offer #than

I think a bishop who doesn't give offence to anyone is probably not a good bishop. ↗

— James Thomson

#bishop #give #good #i #i think

Freedom of speech includes the freedom to offend people. ↗

— Brad Thor

#freedom of speech #includes #offend #people #speech

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs. ↗

— Francois Truffaut

#love #men #professionals #women are

The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us. ↗

— Paul Valery

#capital #discovery #folly #inborn #metaphor

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#always #back #being #find #lost

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. ↗

— Voltaire

#himself #his #husband #much #often

Having a Republican candidate speak at the NAACP convention is like trying to build a house starting at the roof. If you don't have a foundation, the roof isn't going to stand. ↗

— J. C. Watts

#candidate #convention #foundation #going #having