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The map was just an accessory. She knew exactly where she was.


Galt Niederhoffer


#book #destination #galt-niederhoffer #girl #life

A smoke, a book, a cup of coffee. These are the little things that get us through this sometimes weary world and all the rainy days.


R.M. Engelhardt


#cigarettes #coffee #life #r-m-engelhardt #life

... If the dead can come back to this earth and move unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the garish day and in the darkest night—amidst your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours—always, always; and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; or if the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by.


Paul Hoffman


#always #arbell #around #breath #breeze

When Juliet came flying down the hallway, Stella didn't recognize her friend. Juliet hadn't bothered with makeup; she was wearing a nightgown underneath her raincoat and had on plastic flip-flops. This was the way loved walked in, barely dressed, confused, panic-stricken, overcome, not caring what anyone thought or what they believed.


Alice Hoffman


#life #life-and-living #love #life

Even for the very clever it can be like breaking bones to stand back from something that’s been in front of you all your life.


Paul Hoffman


#bosco #break #cale #clever #even

Life would be better if the Leafs would make the playoffs. Life would be perfect if they’d win the Stanley Cup.


Tom Earle


#playoffs #sports #stanley-cup #life

If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered “Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I’ll just pour it in someone else’s coffee.



Jarod Kintz


#label #labels #love #milk #nonsense

Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only. 



Jarod Kintz


#emotions #guarantee #invalid #invisibility #invisible-cloak

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.


Raymond Carver


#intimacy #joke #kick #love #offense

It's over," Keelie said. Too bad. But I want you to know, I will always love you." She narrowed her eyes and said, "When you look at me and say that, are you thinking of Dolly Parton or Whitney Houston?" Burt Reynolds," he said. She nearly spit out her coffee when she laughed, then she said, "That almost makes me want to try again.


Becky Cochrane


#coffee #dolly-parton #laughed #love #over






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