#off

With the press there is no "off the record." ↗

— Donald Rumsfeld

#press #record

It is very, very easy not to be offended by a book. You just have to shut it. ↗

— Salman Rushdie

#easy #just #offended #shut #very

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#bikini #coffee #coffee table #girl #hard

I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ↗

— Jack Kerouac

#confusion #except #had #i #my own

When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next. ↗

— Bruce Schneier

#big #company #dream #figure #get

I desire to put off my trial as long as I can till I can get my evidence ready. ↗

— William Kidd

#evidence #get #i #i can #long

The party has to be rebuilt on all levels. In a way, maybe it's to be expected when you've had a governor in office for 12 years and he and his people are stepping down. ↗

— Peter King

#expected #governor #had #his #levels

If we just sit and exist, and understand that, I think it will be helpful in a world that seems like a record that's going faster and faster, we're spinning off the edge of the universe. ↗

— Martin Scorsese

#exist #faster #going #helpful #i

We had a day off here yesterday and I just sat in my room and played. ↗

— Leo Kottke

#had #here #i #just #off

Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up. ↗

— Jack LaLanne

#coffee #cup #got #millions #morning