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I have a message for your daughter,” said Cale. “I am bound to her with cables that not even God can break. One day, if there is a soft breeze on her cheek, it may be my breath; one night, if the cool wind plays with her hair, it may be my shadow passing by.” And with this terrible threat he faced forward and the procession started once more. In less than a minute they were gone. In her shady room Arbell Swan-Neck stood white and cold as alabaster.


Paul Hoffman


#arbell #bound #break #breath #breeze

Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales was expected to clock in at anywhere between 100 and 120 chapters. Unfortunately, the dude only managed to finish 24 tales before he suffered an insurmountable and permanent state of writer's block commonly known as death.


Jacopo della Quercia


#cracked #death #geoffrey-chaucer #humor #death

Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previously died in a car accident.


Anthony Liccione


#bad-marriage #coffin #couple #curse #death

You’ll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips. Airplanes and passports and new songs and old songs, but people more than anything else. You will need other people and you will need to be that other person to someone else, a living breathing screaming invitation to believe better things.


Jamie Tworkowski


#airplanes #believe #better #coffee #love

Women would rather talk to other women than to men, even when they would rather talk to a man than to a woman.


Berta Ruck


#men #women #men

If you're going off a 90-foot jump, you can't say: 'Oh, I don't want to do this now.' You're going no matter what.


Shaun White


#i #jump #matter #now #off

I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ("Ode to Chocolate")


Barbara Crooker


#coffee #heroes #wine #coffee

Whatever pain meds Dr. Steve was taking for his shoulder, they must have been the strong ones. I mean the really strong ones, because he had gotten two of his shirt buttons in the wrong holes, spilled coffee all over his sling, and he was grinning like he was six years old and someone had just given him a puppy.


Ally Carter


#coffee

How memories lie to us. How time coats the ordinary with gold. How it breaks the heart to go back and attempt to re-live them. How crushed we are when we discover that the gold was merely gold-plating thinly coated over lead, chalk and peeling paint.


Henry Rollins


#coffee

What do you put in that coffee? Two teaspoons of bitch powder?


Zathyn Priest


#coffee






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