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Her underwear, her jeans, the comforter, my corduroys and my boxers between us, I thought. Five layers, and yet I felt it, the nervous warmth of touching – a pale reflection of the fireworks of one mouth on another, but a reflection nonetheless. And in the almostness of the moment, I cared at least enough. I wasn’t sure whether I liked her, and doubted whether I could trust her, but I cared at least enough to try to find out. Her on my bed, wide green eyes staring down at me. The enduring mystery of her sly, almost smirking, smile. Five layers between us.


John Green


#green #john #kissing #sex #sexual

Girls think they’re only allowed to wear dresses on formal occasions, but I like a woman who says, you know, I’m going over to see a boy who is having a nervous breakdown, a boy whose connection to the sense of sight itself is tenuous, and gosh dang it, I am going to wear a dress for him.


John Green


#the-fault-in-our-stars #connection

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.


Craig Ferguson


#metaphor

Maybe you've never fallen into a frozen stream. Here's what happens. 1. It is cold. So cold that the Department of Temperature Acknowledgment and Regulation in you brain gets the readings and says, "I can't deal with this. I'm out of here." It puts up the OUT TO LUNCH sign and passes all responsibility to the... 2. Department of Pain and the Processing Thereof, which gets all this gobbledygook from the temperature department that it can't understand. "This is so not our job," it says. So it just starts hitting random buttons, filling you with strange and unpleasant sensations, and calls the... 3. Office of Confusion and Panic, where there is always someone ready to hop on the phone the moment it rings. This office is at least willing to take some action. The Office of Confusion and Panic loves hitting buttons.


Maureen Johnson


#maureen-johnson #the-jubilee-express #love

it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance


William Shakespeare


#drinking #alcohol

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.


Warren Ellis


#drinking #whisky #alcohol

I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it.


Charles Bukowski


#alcohol

Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.


Winston Churchill


#alcohol

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!


Mikhail Bulgakov


#bulgakov #cats #vodka #alcohol

I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree.


Koren Zailckas


#moderation #alcohol






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