#ok

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. ↗

— George Orwell

#custard pie #dirty #every #funny #joke

I think you can look at the British economy with confidence. ↗

— George Osborne

#confidence #economy #i #i think #look

They spend their time looking forward to the past. ↗

— John Osborne

#looking #looking forward #past #spend #their

I believe that I'm entitled to regard my pre-political life as off-limits in terms of what can be looked at and judged. ↗

— George Osborne

#entitled #i #i believe #i believe that #judged

Alas! how difficult it is not to betray one's guilt by one's looks. ↗

— Ovid

#betray #difficult #guilt #how #looks

Why do I do this every Sunday? Even the book reviews seem to be the same as last week's. Different books same reviews. ↗

— John Osborne

#books #different #even #every #every sunday

Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And because he takes certain medications, the drinking was making him... you know, he wasn't even present, really. ↗

— Jack Osbourne

#certain #dad #drinking #emotional #even

I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down. ↗

— Jack Osbourne

#been #body #bottle #down #drinking

I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem. ↗

— Kelly Osbourne

#being #being judged #broke #called #comes

I go on the Internet and look at old pictures of myself, because it is the best reminder of how far I have come and where I do not want to be. ↗

— Kelly Osbourne

#best #come #far #go #how